May 2013
svvitzerland:
wartortles:
i hate those guys who use any opportunity to show off their abs
supr3me-dope:
I love those dreams when i know I’m dreaming so I can change it and do whatever I want like make out with a hot person or kill someone or steal food
getoffmybloghoe:
it makes me uncomfortable that they dont shoot movie scenes in order
Face: no
Hair: no
Weight: no
Health: no
Friends: no
Happiness: no
Luck: no
Music Taste: PERFECT
abarestorytotell:
if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009
its-always-funnier-in-enochian:
i should nOT BE tuRNED ON BY THAT
weirdteenblogger:
[opens pizza box] *snoop dogg voice* greetings loved ones
Imagine Harry Potter was set in Australia.
thedeepestcircleofhell:
“Three blokes sitting outside the pub lift their heads as they hear a car engine rumbling, to their disbelief, the iconic 2008 Holden ute flies overhead, nothing but the wooping of the two young boys driving it and AC/DC blasting out of the sound system can be heard.”
“You’re a cunt Harry” says Hagrid, Harry looking like a stunned mullet. “Oi nah fuck off mate” replies...
